Logo

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 16:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Are you worried that the 2024 US presidential election will result in a close race?

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What was the first Native American tribe to inhabit Long Island, NY?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

Which Red Sox prospect will be next to draw Roman Anthony-level excitement? - MassLive

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Do you have pics of the wife making out with another guy?

share office space ...

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What are some sex stories from your college days?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do Indian parents force their kids to do stuff?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Why don't I get sleep at nights?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No go.

Is it possible for creatures with intelligence more advanced than humans to evolve naturally in the universe?

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What would happen if the Soviet Union had simply annexed Manchuria after World War 2 or kept it independent as a puppet state allied them and separate from China as China was too weak too oppose it anyway?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Bitcoin update: From 80 bytes to 4MB – How BTC’s brain can get bigger - AMBCrypto

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Minds and Behinds

Why do certain religions consider menstruating women to be impure? Where did the concept of impurity stem from?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Nuts and Butts